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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
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Omg that looks so cool I wanna try it!
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Did they learn nothing from Jurassic park?
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
Boy pockets can hold a whole bottle of mtn dew, I can’t even hold my wallet? WTF?
I don’t understand the purpose of making it look like there’s a pocket when there isn’t one Smh
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nailed it
Robert Downs Jr.
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Wait…. I can’t possibly have a brain disorder. I just don’t like to hear it.
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😂😭😂😂😭 #gucci #guccimane #funny (Taken with instagram)
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